Stuck in Stupidity 101

2009-03-07T23:29:00.000-08:00

4 Weeks Left...

So I have 4 weeks left in BRTC, It seems so near, but I know its a whole month! I wonder whats going to change after I POP. I don't think much will change, but I hope I get to relax a little more then I do now. To be honest I don't mind the training, the yelling, and even the retarded people, I think I just miss my freedom. I miss just being home at night. Well I'm sure I can endure another 4 weeks. I have been experimenting with my hand phone camera and I honestly took a few interesting photos.

That's Ben, he does Judo and honestly moves very fast, my camera could not even catch him.

OK, I'm lying, but it looks awesome though.

My Hand phone art...

Sharingan...

Similar? I think so!

Camp Life...

I'd really love to write more, but I need to go Iron my uniform. Have to Book In soon...

2009-02-28T05:09:00.000-08:00

Time is Flying Too Fast, and Too Slow.

So, I realized I don't know what I have a blog for if I never update it, I mean I know I'm not the writing type, but I don't know how to write anymore. I mean since September a shit load of things have happened, and to write about it would take me days, many many posts and pages. I mean December itself was insane, and now I started National Service, seriously. Why I'm writing this now, I really don't know. If anyone is to blame its Sunlounger and Zara, they making me feel depressed, but I can't stop listening...

I'm on Saturday night now, which means I've got to go back tomorrow. Life moves really slow from Monday to Friday, but the weekends just fly by so fast, I don't even have time to think anymore. I find myself tired, but not the, "I want to sleep forever tired", it's the "I don't know what to do about this feeling" tired. I don't even know why I decided to write this, I mean I am sitting here thinking of what to say. Why am I forcing myself...

Sana isn't here either, I hope she is having a good time though, I mean I'm sure is. I went for a run today, and I have no idea how long it was, but it felt long. I got to the beach at the end point, and well, that felt nice. There's something about hearing the waves come in and out over and over that makes you forget about everything. Maybe I should buy a beach house.

Ravi is gone, I know he is coming back, but feels weird now. I didn't feel like I was going to miss him yesterday, but I do feel it today. I guess I just never really thought about it. I wonder when I'm going to feel the comfort of having everyone around at the same time. To be honest I think I just want to go out and listen to music and chill somewhere alone. So far my post has made no sense what so ever, but I guess that's the point.

The ocean is dry.
Do you feel hollow?
Nowhere to hide
And nothing to swallow

And when you can't recognize
Anything solid
Where do you turn?
When you can't buy it?

What can you believe in now
With no love to follow?
Now that you have lost yourself
Oh, can anything help you now?

Just let your fears go
You might find your way back home
Let your fears go
You might find that you're not lost

The cycle continues...

2008-09-22T09:24:00.000-07:00

Crazy Saturday and Sadistic Sunday

On Saturday Nick and I decided to meet in town cause he being the whore that he is had to buy insurance, but that another story for another day. After Nick decided that the insurance plan was not as good looking as he thought it would be, we met up for a game of pool. After trashing him 9-3 we moved on to eating Thai food where I saw an angel! She was working at the Thai food stall, she was KAWAII!!! I just found my balls and put them back on, and meant to say, damn she was hot yo! Like that girl be smokin! I can't wait to eat Basil pork rice with egg again. Little did we know this was the meal that we would have to get rid of faster then humanly possible! It was 9:00pm, and we had to go for supper buffet at 11:00pm! 2 hours to digest a whole meal! Most of you people who don't know me well enough will probably be saying "2 Hours enough to digest a meal then go eat supper what?!" NO! We needed to fully digest it! That meant nothing in out intestines either! All you fellow competitive eater now what I'm talking about.

Two Men! One Desire! Lose Dinner Fast!

YAKULT!

See the how serious he is! He has done this before and knows whats about to happen!

The only way for a man to open a slot of Yakult.

If you are serious, you cant pace it, you have to do a sprint!

Three flavours in one

Every drop counts!

Some artsy shots for fun...

Ditto...

Bubble bubble bubble....

MAMA!!!!!!

I look quat sial! But we can feel it happening!

By the way, it wasn't as bad as i made it look, I'm a little drama mama for my own good.

Sexy thigh...

Best shot of Nick i could get without him beating me up!

Unfortunately all this was wasted as I found out Nick is an idiot, and that the hotel has not served supper buffet for 5 months now! Its all good though, he took me for Bah Kut Teh, good stuff lah! good stuff.

Another activity I have recently been doing is making GIF files, for those of you who just bought a computer and moved out of the caves you called homes! Those are picture files that are like little video clips... Here are some i made, the ones I am most proud of...

For all you fans of Ravi out there now you too can have your own Ravi gifs! For MSN ones message me or Ravi...

Best way to go tell your friend he is being a douche!

Tell your special someone how you really feel about her!

Ravi says you are a gay boy!

On Sunday I met up with Jonny, we had dinner and just slacked. Our "Slacking" will soon bring us an unprecedented amount of wealth but I am surely not going to give away how! By 2010 everyone will know! Well we went a little camera crazy and I made a few Gifs...

Well that was some crazy stuff! Ill have to leave you all with this one Sana and I made for Anna, I'm displaying it here because we are still waiting for a proper version of the retaliation!

I have to say, Sana is the genius behind this one! Kudos to her lah!

Well that's all I got, bored again...

2008-09-17T10:40:00.000-07:00

O-Nee San tagged me so I have to do it or she'll think I don't read her blog when in fact, I'm actually big fan of hers. ;D

Name 20 people you can think of:

1. Jonny
2. Sana
3. Dick
4. Farhan
5. Ethernet
6. Alwin
7. Wilson
8. Ravi
9. Chris
10. Gene
11. Denise
12. Anna
13. Althea
14. Anwar
15. Daryl
16. Iain
17. Mark
18. Phillip
19. Valerie
20. Drak

How did you meet 14? From secondary school.

What would you do if you never met 1? That would be extremely weird, my best friend all.

What if 9 and 20 are fated? Omg they met on the game before, but 20 is married and has 3 kids, and 9 is currently trying to impregnate his girlfriend.

Will 6 and 14 date? No both guys, wont be cool. and I think Iain got girlfriend already.

Describe 3.
Violent asshole, with a giant penis for a head, but nice guy oso lah. but too hardcore.

Is 8 attractive? Ravi is hot as hell yo! Nigga be like the fire on da sun fo shiz.

Describe 7. Nice guy, sometimes i think too nice, always got your back and take off work to club on your birthday all :D

Do you know 12's family members? Um DUH! ITS ANNA! AND I'M ONE OF THEM! DUH! LIKE DAMN!

What if 18 confesses that he/she likes you? Would be weird! He is a guy and he is studying in NTU would never work out, too far to travel for me.

What language does 15 speak? English, Malay and he can laugh a lot.

Who is going out with 9? I told you! trying to impregnate his girlfriend lah!

How old is 16? 20

When did you last speak to 13? 1 week ago :P

Who's 2's favorite singer? Currently Olivia Lufkin!

Would you date 4? Yea funny guy! And been friends for a long time, so i trust him.

Would you date 1? I used too, but Jonny and I decided to stay friends and there was this weird love triangle with ravi. dono lah don't wanna talk about it.

Is 19 single? No she got bf lorx.

What's 10's last name? Khor, saw or not!

What school is 3 in? NS!

Where does 6 live? Braddell heights.

What do you think of 5? He is a damn good Internet connection lah! and also a cool guy and owns at DO DO DOTA!!!

Have you seen 2 naked? Negative I don't like to see my sister naked eew!

Choose 5 people to do this test:

1. Anna
2. Farhan
3. Jonny

4. Ravi
5. Dick

2008-01-06T15:13:00.000-08:00

A Nemesis To A Hero

Television is truly a gift as much as it is a curse. I mean aside from the fact people say it is sometimes a bad influence on children, but it sometimes builds an annoying feeling in you. Its burns you desires and dreams deeper into ones soul.

As usual I'm still watching the usual, comedies(scrubs, family guy, etc.), The Food Network(who doesn't love that) and The Travel Channel. OK maybe I don't watch the Travel channel, I watch Anthony Bourdain's No Reservations, and In the past three weeks have found myself feeling very confused. At first I wanted to make Anthony Bourdain my nemesis, but now I realize I was just being a jealous prick, in actual fact Anthony Bourdain is my hero, he is the person I want to be, he does not censor himself and does not feel he has to be politically correct all the time, but he is who he is. At times he puts on a nice face because he does not want to disrespect the people who take him in and show him their hospitality. He goes for every trip with an open mind and an empty stomach, really what I would love to do for a living, see the world, learn about new cultures and share the one thing that holds this messed up world together, food!

2007-12-25T19:35:00.000-08:00

OH MY GOD, I'M BORED!!!!!!!!

So It Xmas day and all so Merry Xmas my 1-4 faithful readers, and so I decided to blog. Whats been going on in my life lately, lets see... oh yea I have been walking around my house with a half broken Kendo stick pretending to be fighting hostiles, in other words furniture, the toilet, chasing my cat, you know hostiles. So I was watching Survivorman all day today and Miami ink, which made me realize when I was gonna blog about it, I already blogged about both! Though I really want to get a tattoo, I just feel I have to little skin for the number of ideas i have.

On a more Tech side of things, I realized that alot of people here have iPhones, and like i was looking at all the functions and stuff and like damn is it a good phone, so here are some reason to get an iPhone

Wow that was so cool also all these cool web features and all that..

Reasons not to get an iPhone....

OMG IPHONE SUCKS! Well I know its pretty bad ass but um....yea even if I could afford it I don't think I want one...

So whats been up and stuff, not much but I think my music needs going back to the middle ground not just all techno anymore.

Also some funny stuff i like...

He was good, this next guy is good and stuff you just need to see it all the way.

Well that's about it for now.

Back to Blogging!

2007-12-10T10:30:00.000-08:00

Back to Blogging!

OK everyone, now that I have found more time in my life, I have come back to blogging. Though I bet no one is gonna read my blog seeing as how I've said ill be blogging again and never did, BUT NOW ITS DIFFERENT! Well I broke my computer recently so ill be blogging from school which means no cool photos..yet! And I'm also gonna try this new thing, where I start going out and taking photos! I think ill call it photography. Well Sana has done my tag board and it kicks ass now!

Its finals week,which means ill be studying a lot, or at least trying too, I kinda messes up this semester, but I'm going to try and make a change, and study hard next semester.

As for music, if anyone knows the kind if music I like and would like to suggest some good techno, or techno-ish music like Schwarz Stein, I know they look weird and stuff but i like the music, and I wanna listen more Dark Wave and stuff I think that's a genre.

Well that's about it for today, hope to see more people tagging and stuff.

2006-12-20T12:49:00.000-08:00

On Holiday

Well its kinda like the green day song, we are all on holiday for a month, finally after like 40 over weeks of school this little break actually feels good. My momeven has two weeks off for herself. So yesterday we went to Katy Mills Mall, And I think I can honestly think of a few women I know in Singapore who would have a ball at this place, it's kinda like a factory direct store. And well some stuff there can be cheap. Well you will see the photos...

I think its like a good brand...?_?

The man loves his massages.

ALOT!!!

It was a random photo that had an Indian Man in it!
GAP, which we did not actually go into....Sorry I am not Shah Rukh Khan

Artistic Gum Ball Machine Shot...
Realistic Gum Ball Machine Shot...
Pretending we are on a VR machine....
mannequin Buddy....

Best Friends!

Tony Montana?

How about now?? MUHAHAHA!

Do you realize how brutal women get when there is a sale on shoes? They teat that bitch apart, you'll find a lady buying one shoe, or just running out with a box, WEIRD SHIT!
UGLY SHOES! Sorry but I don't think they look that cool...Or at all.
Feeling Close to home...

Feels like home... Trust me when you have been gones this long simple shit like this is cool as hell, in Gallery furniture they have a Singapore flag too, next to the Macaws...Its a cool furniture shop I need to go back too.

This place was cloxing down, so Anna felt like he needed to contribute. But Bible factory outlet??
HAHAHAHA, oh you can't see?

that's quite funny in my books.
then there are shitty shops like this, It may say Outdoor world, but it should say we promote the unjustified killing of animals, and fishing. Ok fine so you may think its just a shop that sells kayaks and shit like that right? NO!

Poor animals, how is that a cool ornament, well maybe like Anna said JLO would look good in my room with her mouth wide open. Well maybe for a change close.
Poor buck or elk.

But there are cool shops like this, It's feels really Hippie, but I think it still promotes good feelings, but it was one of those trippy ass shops, incense burning, and all that weird stuff. But cool, but a good example of a weird item there would be the next photo...

Funk and Wagnalls Encyclopedia????
And this place, we did not eat there, but it does look cool.

Yes there is a fake Monkey above his head.

Don't worryt its not a realy Crocodile and people throw pennies in for luck.
FOOD COURT!!!! I feel like having ribs....Bad!!!!!

Some other shops.

Come one this is just funny, Yo yo yo, I am roll from J Crew..... Like a hip hop group??

Well that was Katy Mills, but I did end up having fun there even though I did not want to go. And also Had a Triple Whopper With Cheese....KING SIZE! Oh on Sunday I went for this Drift event and it was soo awesome, my friend gave me rides too! Lemme post some photos of the event, not all taken by me though.
I only took the first two...
sadly my friend crashed into a tire wall at 80mph and broke his body kit...Should have used black duck tape.

Well that's pretty much what's going on so far...And I will leave you with the man of 15 faces...

2006-12-16T12:32:00.001-08:00

The Revival

Well it has been a really long time since I have blogged, and I think I am going to start again. I know I let my fans down before, and I am sorry. So to make this new post memorable I am going to write alot....A first for me. And ofcourse some photos too! Well whats new, semesters over, finally! I got an A for my photoshop class and thats good I guess but I may not do too well for the others, like history I think I can get an A, but English and Math, and you al know my english is pretty atroucious, <-that word right there probably corrrected form spell check, or still wrong...:( And who honestly like math, Well I guesspeople whop are acctually smart like it, but for a peon like me, math is the devil on the form of a demon whore!!!!! Ok a little too much there. But this semester we had the worst teacher in the world, Santhiyaa and Anna (Jason) were in my class too, unfortunately my plans on killing him went ou th ewindow the moment Sana and Anna warmed up to him...Damn him for bringing his kids to class!!! Ok, this post is not over yet, I'll be right back to finish it I have to go out to costco now.

Ok, now I just got back. What else is new with me? Oh i have a cat now. Her name is Minky, funny enough though is right now she is in heat and pur-ing her ass off!

Yup thats her, but she and the Dog don't really get along well. But all should be well in due time. Also in the 13th it was Anna (Jason, Noel's) Birth-day, and i took some photos of that, but he did not really enjoy it. Yea, i boughthim a present and i think he is really gonna like it, he is gonna like it ALOT. IT finally came today too, i would put a photo up, but not till he gets it. Well here are some photos form the B-day at midnight. Here are some photos i took.
What happen to the cake? Well Anna did not believe the cat was killing the dog when i called him down, so the candles burned a little too long! But it was all good.

Withered Candles.
Sadly the day of Anna's Birth-Day he had two exams... so study study, right after blowing out the candles.
Santhiyaa picks out the wax....

Anna helps....

Anna and Vader, sadly Vader eyes the cake as unintentional suicide...Double Chocalte Vader, i might die eating that you smell too much you could die.
Anna the animal man, made them settle the differences for the photo.

Also I almost forgot to blog this, I had a photoshop roject to do, and one of the parts was to make either a web page, a commerical, or a podcast, and since i find webdesign a little too tedious I choose commercial, and anna(Jason, Noel, Novil.) played santa clause for me! HAHA I got some photos and also a video of the ad!
Pretending to sleep...

Belly not big enough?

Ok the suit was hot as hell too...

Now i just gotta wait for youtube to allow me to upload the advert. Hopefully soon, On the other hand there has been this one song I can't get out of my head! The Fray- How to save a life.

Also i have done some new photography lately, well most of them you can see on my deviantart page at www.scarletgarden.deviantart.com and a I will just put up a few new ones I have done. Its kinda cool effect i did by playing with the shutter, and my model/actor Anna/Jason/Noel/Novil, was the guy doing most of the hard work here though. Hope you like them....
Just some funny shot of him "playing" my guitar.

Now the fun stuff...

2006-09-12T02:13:00.000-07:00

Somebody Please Stop The Bus! I Want To Get Off!

I was just as usual thinking about life a little before I go to bed. I know I don't seem like the kind who bothers about life, but I deeply do. I was just thinking as usual from something little to something big. Bear with me, its a really dumb thought process. I was thinking about Singapore, and how I really miss the place the people the culture. I started thinking about how I would really enjoy going back this December. As the soundtrack of The Last Samurai played in the background, I just thought of how I was going to have my usual conversation with my baber now that I am growing my hair out and don't have the need for a cut, but its customary I see him, I mean this is the guy who cut my hair from a child or well a little older then a child. Then I thought, he is not waiting for a chance to cut my hair. What if when I go back he is dead? Life seems to being going really fast. I cant even seem to keep up. Is this more responsibilities I will have to face as an adult? I don't know, I want to slow down a little, this is really stressing me out. I know I sound stupid, but you do realize you only live once right, I mean I don't care about my age or nothing, just the fact of knowing how time is being spent everyday scares me! However stupid this sounds, I know I have no choice but too keep up.

Hey Mr. Bus man, slow down a little,
I want to stop for a bit,
do I have to die just yet?

Have you been going this fast?
I never noticed till this late.
I am moving closer and closer
Oh my God, soon I'll be Dead!

Is this all the time I have?
Will I do enough before I pass?
I feel as if I just opened my eyes.
Don't I have a Choice in this?

2006-09-09T21:05:00.000-07:00

Body Worlds

I know I have not blogged in a while, so I thought I would. So, last Monday was a labor day holiday. We bought tickets and went to see Body Worlds. You know, Gunther Van Hagan's Body Worlds... Ok for those of you who don't know, I have photographs. You know how people say a picture says a thousand words...

Cool huh? Yea I thought so too. Well I am still trying to get people to go to my deviant art page, so if you liked the few photos here, its www.scarletgarden.deviantart.com for the rest.

Also recently I took a chance made by this girl in school, and went out towards another way to get to the desert. It was a pretty long drive but, there was a desert, but the photos were not as good as I hoped, it was quite a gloomy day. What happened later that day was cool though. Jason/Anna called me and told me to meet him at this place where there are car meets cause there was a Skyline! Yea, quite cool. I got to see a few other cars too, like the Honda/Acura NSX, and the drifting guys were there too! There was a AE86 TRUENO, COOL! Well I did want to take good photographs, but as I said it was a gloomy day for my photography. Well I did get a few photographs though.

Yea, well now with school and all, I am really trying to study harder to get good grades, but I should not abandon my blog so easily. I'll slip a few more post here and there!
Movies I watched recently!: Well not many just two, one sucked so I shall not even mention it, but the other was Ong Bak! Tony Jaa is the coolest guys, he is like a mix of Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee. He is a almost perfect hybrid! For those of you who haven't please check it out, if you like really cool story and really good fight scenes, you'll love it! And the finishing move!!!!! WAHHH! Muay Thai is hard core as hell! Tony Jaa's joints are made of steel I tell you! Yea well that's about it. Oh and Cowboy Bebop rocks! Thanks Gene and Ravi! Go Spike!

2006-09-04T01:33:00.000-07:00

The Man Who Gave It His All

By now most of you would have heard the terrible news, and for those of you who haven't, brace yourselves. The Crocodile Hunter, Mr. Steve Irwin has passed on. Yes Animal Planets Man of Steel was killed Monday by a stingray while filming an underwater documentary on the Great Barrier Reef. I am not very good with words so I would just like to say that he is being greatly missed and will never be forgotten by our generations and hopefully would not be forgotten in years to come. He was the greatest Warrior for Animal Conservation, and a someone who gave his life to try and save the lives of many animals, not just by helping them, but also by helping educate the world of their importance. Never caring about people calling him crazy or stupid, he stuck to his ideals and never gave up.

2006-07-18T09:44:00.000-07:00

Bleach Me

Well new semester has started and I have been really busy with work, but I think I can keep up. I am taking Maths and A Computer Applications class. My maths teacher is really smart, you know him, that guy that knows how to calculate really big numbers in his head, the guy that has the first hundred decimals of pi memorized and the one who memorizes everyone's names in one class. There is a difference to all the teachers you know and mine, my teacher is A HUNDRED AND ONE! Yes, I cannot tell a lie, he is 101! Though he doesn't look it he is. After telling my family about this my mom wanted to know what is his birthdate (numerology) and I asked him, and she is gonna freak out, he is a nine and nine, I think that's like really good or something. Yea, my computer teacher is cool too, she is mad about computers and knows alot, I think I was gifted with good teachers this semester. I have to follow my own schedule now. My first class starts at 8am and ends at 10:40 am, I have computer from 12:30pm to 3:55, after which I will stay in school to finish my home work and practice maths till around 9pm when Santhiyaa gets done with school, then I go home for Din-Din and watch something I am kinda into now... BLEACH!!! Well I know I told ya'll only Naruto, but Bleach is cool too! Its like a mix of Samurai X with Ghost Busters! Well though many may complain, I know my mom won't! (Get it, cause she likes to use Bleach on everything, and the name of the show is Bleach!)

Well that's it for now, I know I promised photos of Deers, but well I am kinda blogging from school, well I am off to class!

2006-06-29T10:46:00.000-07:00

New Stuff

Ok, I know I have not blogged in a while, but I have been swamped with work and other stuff. We just moved into our new house, really cool, but I got alot of work left to do, firstly my table, they gave me the wrong colour, but to make you all feel better, the name of my table is "Jerker". Yes that's the name, but its a nice table ok! My bed frame is not up either. However, on another note, I have been addicted to reading articles on National Geographic's website. I have learned so many new things. Also I am only choosing to write about nice things, so I don't upset the little people who read my blog.
Chameleon Snake Found in Borneo Forest

Amazing Archipelago -- The New Hawaiian Marine Preserve

Honestly doesn't the photograph just make you want to go?!

Housefly Gets Glasses Made With Lasers

This is amazing! Madagascar rules lah! I need to go there! Look at the amazing wildlife.
Bizarre Assassin Spiders Discovered in Madagascar

Giant Jellyfish Invade Japan

It could grow 6.5 feet (2 meters) wide and weigh up to 450 pounds (220 kilograms). As the research continues, Japanese fishers continue to grapple with another issue: What to do with all the jellyfish they've caught? So far, resourceful anglers have turned their unwanted catch into crab food, fertilizer, and novelty snacksÂserved dried and salted.

How Much?????!(Those of you who know me well should understand that!)
4,000-Year-Old Noodles Found in China

Well thats about it! Hope you like it. I know my next post you may like, it is about Deers!

2006-06-12T09:42:00.000-07:00

Annihilation Of The Wicked

Like most days I spent an hour just talking to a friend of mine from history class.Like others we spoke of things we felt were important, he like me enjoys watching football...On very minimal occasions, and the topic of evil men came up. We were talking about child abusers and poachers. I really feel these people need to be taken out, if you know what I mean, ok I meant killed. They are sick people with no regard for life, I know I always speak of killing, guns and stuff, and its a little hypocritical of me to say these things but, I now need to take this psychotic-ness towards these people. His idea was to become a ghost, someone who does not exist and kill rapist and child abusers, and when his children ask him what he does, "I regulate society in a different way". I mean do the weak deserve to be psychologically weakened even more? I don't think so. So I know a few other people who would be with me to take these people out, more for the animals, but still. Time are changing, we should not bother trying to teach with understanding anymore, it has failed, we must teach with fear. I know I sound like Batman, but its true, the reason we try not to do wrong is because of the consequence, but these people see no consequence, so we need to give them one, one of pain and fear. I know these things may send me to hell, or somewhere deeper, but I have closed my mind about these things. If you see the photographs online you will either cry or be filled with rage, I am not going to put anything up, but if you wish to see, you can search for it. Well as I wrote for my title, Annihilation Of The Wicked!

On a lighter note, as me and Santhiyaa were driving home, there is this huge hump we have to drive over, and on the way down I saw this man who covered his crappy bike with green plastic in an attempt to make it look cool, it was not as cool as the look on his face. He was racing down that hump at maybe 30 miles an hour(the fastest those small wheels could turn), but the look on his face was priceless, the joy he had, the biggest smile, I felt so happy seeing him do that. By the way he was at least 40years old. I wish I could show a photo, but I don't have one. You rock Mr. Green Plastic Bicycle Man!

2006-06-03T02:24:00.000-07:00

Fun, Food and Fire

Fun...
So, me and Jason visited the Houston Zoo last weekend, though it was a real bummer that alot of enclosures were closed, we still had fun. Honestly guys, other then the San Diego Zoo, and real wildlife, us Singaporeans should get used to the fact that compared to ours, other Zoos fail in comparison. This Zoo however had a very good collection of reptiles. I saw a few I had never seen before in my life. Such as the Black Mamba (who are pigs in their enclosure), Gabon Viper(Really never moved an inch for 2 hours I was in that room), Cotton Mouth (Was probably a guy, never opened its mouth)(no offence women), Rhinoceros Viper, Chameleon, and others. So that covers Fun.

Food...
So my mother being the ultimate, decided to make Mee Pok for me. And it rocked, I don't care if its cause I don't remember how the real thing tasted, but all I know is, the soup was better then in any shop in Singapore. So with my model cousin Jason, I have the ultimate Makansurta photos, and if anyone has an uncle or auntie that's owns a shop and would like to buy my photo please e-mail me. This covers Food.

Fire...
What you are about to read you may think is stupid and Jackass like, but I assure you it was for science. Really. Jason and I saw an Fire Ant nest the other day and wanted to know if they really mean what they say about them. I will for one tell you, from one of those guys, not bigger then 2mm caused so much pain for its size. Our fingers actually swelled up (Gene I know what you are thinking and no i am talking about the finger on my hand...Pervert!). This guy only bit me 6 times maybe and Jason a little more but left an impression bigger then he was, there is this little pimple like thing on my finger now, and it hurts. Though I was in shock it was really interesting to think about, I think the poison can be harvested into a weapon, but that's just me. So here we are and I will leave you with these photographs, please, please, I ask that you will go to my deviantart page for more photographs, alot more this time. www.scarletgarden.deviantart.com
Thanks a bunch! Fire Fire Pain Pain!

CoralSnake...

Ravi thi one is for you from Santhiyaa...

Chameleon...

Makansutra Mee Pok...

Tempting isn't it...

Fire Fire Go Away!... Btw this was Jasons hand...

Well that's it I guess, fine, fine, go go, go eat Mee Pok.

2006-05-22T23:23:00.000-07:00

Why life is so short

Though it mat seem like I am answering a question, I am not. Lately I have been thinking, and no I did not just start! I saw this old man parking his car the other day, and I just haven't been able to let the image of life go, where does it all go at the end of the day? I see my self looking at this blog post in 30 years (if blogger is still up) and remembering typing it. Just like the movies, I don't seem to remember yesterday, but its already tomorrow. I do not see the point of it, yes I already know that people have already realized this, but I mean do we see ourselves? Do you realize that the reason we are alive is pointless. I am not crazy, suicidal or anything, but as I saw that old man, I saw in him a look of regret, as he slowly took his time to pull the car in the lot and sighed before he turned the engine off, he knew his existance was nothing but regretful, he knew he is reaching the end of his time. I don't know why I am writing this all of a sudden, maybe I want other peoples ideas and thoughts, but I have none of my own. This Mexican man was cleaning the side of the pavement with a leaf blower, why? Not why as in why bother because our lives are meaningless, but how does it work to blow dirt and trash from left to right? It astounds me, but people here seem not to care is the trash was spread out. PEOPLE! IT'S NOT WATER, SPREADING IT OUT DOES NOT MEAN IT WILL EVAPORATE FASTER! Well I do have a answer in a way to why we are here. This Sunday we went to Bear Creek Park and the beauty in this world distracts me from the irritating question drilling my mind. We had so much fun, go to Jasons blog to see the fun pictures, but for the artsy fartsy me, I like to be a little you know...

Vader Thirsty...

Medicine for Goat...

Watch youself...

Cat...

Artsy Fartsy...

Well you all should know that there is more on my Deviant Art page, www.scarletgarden.deviantart.com , go see it if you have time, and well tell me what you think.
Also want some ideas you have on life! Tell me please! I know I am acting childish, but it is irritating, not like pebble in your shoe irritating, its knowing how to do a maths sum till you are at the exam, then you cant remember. Well, anything right know I am open too, I feel like I am stuck in a white room with no doors!

2006-05-17T22:17:00.000-07:00

Am I really EVIL?

You Are 74% Evil

You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.

How Evil Are You?

Though I took this test, I still feel I am a good person. Let me show you what I clicked and did not click...

(X)You've broken the law (Who hasn't)
(X)You've looked at nudie pics online (Again, who hasn't)
(X)You've secretly wished someone harm (Alot of people do this!)
( )You've kissed someone you shouldn't be kissing
(X)You've said something so mean it made someone cry (I didn't mean too)
( )You've done illegal drugs
(X)You've killed a bug (This one really! I am not a Monk)
(X)You've spit in someone's drink (I went to a boys school, I spat in many peoples drinks!)
(X)You've sought revenge on someone (An eye for an eye)
(X)You've made a prank phone call (HAHA! YEAYA!)
( )You've turned people against someone
(X)You've illegally Xownloaded music online (I donno what Xownloaded is...Maybe you do!)
( )You've flirted with someone to make someone else jealous
(X)You've told racist / sexist jokes (Yea, its funny, I don't mean it, but its funny!)
(X)You've called someone the "c" word (Many "c" words, which one!)
(X)You've made a promise you knew you were going to break (Everyone has)
(X)You've done the "walk of shame" (I was not alone!)
( )You've corrupted a minor
(X)You've divulged someone's dark secret (So have you stop judging me!)
(X)You've made fun of a retarded person (I must treat them like everyone!)
(X)You've cheated on a test... Or a lover (Thanks Elijah, but funnily I still failed)
(X)You don't believe in God (Not yet anyway)
( )You hate kids
(X)You've gotten in a fist fight (Again, boys school!)
(X)You made someone's life hell in school (Sorry Elijah!)
(X)You've shoplifted or stolen from someone (No comment!)
(X)You've been so drunk you couldn't remember the night before(Santhiyaa, where are your shoes!)
(X)You've made fun of a fat person (I am fat, so its fair! WIDE LOAD)
(X)You have a fondness for disturbing picture(Yea, this is a little sick, but I like when people mess up)
(X)You've blamed a fart on someone else (Now I have come to admit it! I am a new man!)
(X)You enjoy setting things on fire (I should put the video up!)
( )You've been arrested
( )You've secretly backstabbed a friend
( )You would choose your life over the lives of 100,000 strangers
(X)You would kill for 1,000,000 if you were guaranteed not to get caught (Well, bad people!)
( )You've harmed yourself to get attention
( )You have a nemesis
(X)You believe in an eye for an eye... Or even more for an eye (I think I already answered)
(X)You don't think lying to a stranger is a big deal (Why not?!)
(X)You think giving to the homeless is wasting money (Get a job you bum)
(X)You'll pick evil over stupid any day (Hurry someone, make me evil!)
(X)You aren't bothered by seeing others in pain (Funny!)
(X)You'd rather have world domination than world peace(Only if I am the dominator!)
(X)You enjoy very violent video games (GO GO GO!)
( )You are disgusted by weak people
(X)You would keep a wallet full if cash if it came your way (Finders keepers, ill take the cash, but if got ID, ill return)
( )You rather harm an enemy than help a friend
(X)You've shot a gun... And liked it (Cant wait till I get my own!)
(X)You'd rather be a supervillian than a superhero (I am Darth Maul!)

Ok, does that make me evil?

Oh on another note, some of you may already know, that I am currently addicted to Naruto. Even though Santhiyaa calls me a Jap lover, When clearly the show is not set in Japan, or are the people Japanese! I still like it, I want powers people! I want it bad! I watch the show and all I can think of is how cool it would be if I could Shadow Replicate, Breathe Fire, Control Sand, Create Spheres of Energy, Walk Under Ground, Have Super Cool Eyes, Hold And Control Lightning In My Hand, Super Strength, Summon Cool Powerful Animals, Have A Sealed Nine Tail Demon Fox In me, And more... We as humans are too weak! I want those cool powers! Well I know I sound like a 5 year old kid here, ok ok 4 year old kid, but seriously, don't you?

Shadow Replication...

Kage Bunshin no Jutsu

Breathe Fire...

Katon Housenka

Control Sand...

Create Spheres of Energy...

Rasengan

Have Super Cool Eyes...

Sharingan

Hold And Control Lightning In My Hand...

Chidori

Have Nine Tailed Demon Sealed In Me...

Kyubi

2006-05-06T21:08:00.000-07:00

There isn't an intelligent person for miles!

Well I have have been wasting my Saturday away as usual on the computer and not doing anything! As I surf the internet I see a rising pattern, there is a new major anti-conformist phase growing! The... The.. The Emo! Sorry for being so dramatic, I meant it in a sarcastically funny way, honestly, I don't understand it, the red eye shadow, the white face powder and the black eye liner, and that's just the guys! So I have thought of a way to show tribute to their pain! With this picture...

This Video Rocks!..

Well what kind of tribute would this be without one of my practice drawings!...

Well hope you like it, a really good cartoonist gave me some tips, and one of them was ofcourse, PRACTICE!

2006-05-02T08:17:00.000-07:00

This is not giberish! It's an art!

Well I looked up what people searched and were led to my blog, so I decided to make it into a story! These are the words first...

are all zonkers zips zoodles and definitely then this sentence logical umpa lumpa lyrics Russian soldier dimondback head cut Indian stuck
Greek throat pictures rattle what rattlesnake factory snakes getting slit the snake Charlie birth chocolate splosh accent stokes off nick sploshing Harvey giger with funny 98k songs machine picture you

So those were the words, now the story...

If all Zonkers are made of Zips and Zoodles then definitely this sentence is logical, I mean if the umpa and lumpa can write such beautiful lyrics about a Russian soldiers dimondback mouse being stuck in an Indian mans head, then shouldn't a Greek mans throat have pictures of a rattle? All I am saying is if there were a rattlesnake factory, they won't be an endangered species anymore. The snakes we see are snakes that Charlie killed, so in return I had to slit his throat, was fun, but the birth of spolshing was created by him when he sat on a chocolate cake had made a noise with an accent, which in turn strokes nick and Harvey's attention, if you know what I mean. But in any case I still love giger with his funny machine of songs, by the way Gene picture you with 96k internet speed! A little faster don't you think?

Ok well that's all I could think off, if you are bored make a good story and send it to me and if it's cool I post it on you r behalf!

2006-04-28T22:50:00.000-07:00

Santhiyaa Rocks!

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2006-04-28T01:28:00.000-07:00

Marsh Mellow Jungle - How the hell?

This is part 1 of How the hell, so sit tight, and if you are good, I'll give you more...

Well hope you liked it, I also would like to give credit to Gene for coming up with this awesome name!

2006-04-27T00:49:00.000-07:00

Marh Mellow Jungle, Starring: Henry the Penguin and Larry the Lizard, In "When Life Gives You Lemons

Hope you like it!

2006-04-25T23:40:00.000-07:00

Dilbert

Check this out! I realize I love Dilbert comics!

HAHAHAHA! Will Blog soon, I need photography ideas! HELP!

2006-04-19T20:40:00.000-07:00

We must destroy evil, people, arm yourself!

Well I am very very sad to say, that the management of the apartment I'm staying at are heartless assholes and have taken away my recent happiness. Yes, that's right, Vader, they made me remove Vader, he again has to live in the office where my mom works, and maybe I won't get to see him till October! NO! Why me?! Well I have now found that as a reason to continue to arm myself against evil doers, now my dog, in a week, Santhiyaa! NO WAY! So I have added to my collection of weapons, there are 2 new additions.

As you can tell the Crossbow and Shurikens(Throwing stars) are new.

Shurikens.

Crossbow.

Well now that you have seen my new weapons, you may wanna think twice before you try anything funny, or well just think a little harder, HELLO! It's me you could probably think of a way around me, try chicken rice, but recently donno lah, on diet all, donno if ill break, maybe try chicken rice and mee pok, that one confirm got chance. Oh, on Saturday we had craw fish, and I took some pictures, well if you are wondering how much we had, MUHAHA MUHAHAHAHAHA! My mum bought 19 pounds! HAHA! Well kinda got sick of it and realize prawns can eat more! Well some pictures to reminisce, see the one with Vader kinda funny... *SOB*...*SOB*...

The Story of Herbert the Gangster Crawfish, and his Encounters with Life...

Our story begins as the crowd of Crawfish gather for what they think is a clubbing night...

Herbert quickly realizes and slowly plans his escape...

But, I was wacthing him, auto focus can be a bitch! Now he is pist off!...

I try and calm him down by letting him see the view from the balcony...

Not only was he displeased, but also very rude, but bad things are going to happen...

Now Herbert is even more annoyed, as he is a homophobic crawfish...

Vader is not at all intimidated, but finds this hysterical...

Well that's all for now, I blogged, and will blog as soon as something that's funny or sad happens in my life.

2006-04-06T20:11:00.000-07:00

Who has a dog? Keiran, that's who!

Well it's true, I have a dog. His name is Vader, like Darth Vader. He is the coolest! Well he is cool and all, but pissed on the carpet. Luckily mummy did not get angry. I think she likes him.

Yea, I know, how can you really be angry at him?

2006-04-06T09:07:00.000-07:00

Well, Photography, um, ROCKS!

Well went to take a few pictures yesterday, met with deadly animals and was lucky that they saw me as a friend and not as a threat. If they did, there won't be a post today. Beautiful animals, but deadly so I strongly urge you not to try this, I am not even a professional!

Don't be a smart ass, this is just a plant!

Do you see him/her?(gotta be so politically correct these days!)

Here we are, relax, I'm fine, he was not attacking me, guess he didn't want to waste a minute of his 35 hour life.

Some flowers, well a little gay, but beautiful.

Very Rammstein!

Well that's all I will post on my blog, please, I beg you, please go to www.scarletgarden.deviantart.com

2006-04-03T21:00:00.000-07:00

What I Have Been Up Too

Well I have been up to some non sense lately. Like on Friday I blew up a car, don't worry ill put up the video soon! And I went to Hobby Lobby with Santhiyaa today and I bought a few things, quite cool! Like Red hair dye, Parachute man, and like a cool umbrella for my photography.
Well here they are...
My New Red Hair! OK FINE ITS A SPRAY!

My mom still doesn't let me dye for real!

I do think red is my colour though!
This is Parachute Man...

Come on, you guys remember the hours of fun? Well ok, minutes, I tangled it already! DAMN!
And now the umbrella...
Yea, I know it looks gay! You'll see!

WAIT LAH! NOT YET!

AH HA! Watch as I try to make this really gay looking umbrella look manly!
Well it was fun and I can use this for my photography.

2006-03-31T21:51:00.000-08:00

German Engineering

Check out the coolest Volkswagen advertisement.

Say What?

We Just Dropped It Like Its Hot!

OH SNAP!

I want this car bad!

2006-03-29T20:57:00.000-08:00

The Giger Reviver

A man of multiple talents and a man who is an amazing artist. I mean, I never was into Alien as a kid, maybe was scared of them when I was young, but H.R. Giger's works of art are beautiful. My favorite piece is the Birth Machine. Unfortunately the copy I want cost about $6,750.00 And I just don't have that kind of money. So I have decided to buy the poster as soon as I can get my hands on some money. This is the poster, and the sculpture I want to get, though the sculpture is also very expensive.

I can however buy this ring I want to get, in my price range, and all that good stuff, though I would like to ask for help in the funds department, I can cover the shipping its the matter of the cost of the ring I need help with, donations are welcome, I need to save $150.00, for information on donating please message me on MSN.

And now presenting the work of H.R. Giger, in his multiple forms of talent...

In Drawings...

And you already saw the Birth Machine.

In Furniture...

Can't you see yourself with more power over your house with this chair!

I have to say that he is really out there, in a good way, but still out there. He has made a bench mark for other new age artists to follow. Don't lie you all love it too! I really want the poster and ring though, guessIi gotta start saving then.

2006-03-27T15:36:00.000-08:00

Phobophobia and Panophobia

You are a crazy person with Agateophobia. A masochist with Agliophobia. You are tired but you are a Cathisophobic. A undertaker with Coimetrophobia. A judge who is Dikephobic. A narcist with Eisoptrophobia. A rapist with Eurotophobia. A whore with Genophobia. A priest who has Homilophobia and Ecclesiophobia. A man who wakes up and has Ithyphallophobia. A Caucasian with Leukophobia. A musician with Melophobia. A pathologist with Necrophobia. You are like God with Ouranophobia. You have Pogonophobia and also Xyrophobia.

You are a crazy person with a Fear of insanity. A masochist with a Fear of pain. You are tired but you have a Fear of sitting. A undertaker with a Fear of cemeteries. A judge who has a Fear of justice. A narcist with a Fear of mirrors or of seeing oneself in a mirror. A rapist with a Fear of female genitalia. A whore with a Fear of sex. A priest who has a Fear of sermons and a Fear of church. A man who wakes up and has a Fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis. A Caucasian with a Fear of the color white. A musician with a Fear or hatred of music. A pathologist with a Fear of death or dead things. You are like God with a Fear of heaven. You have Fear of beards and also Fear of razors.

2006-03-24T23:54:00.000-08:00

Survivor Man

Well though most people are not cool and do not watch the science channels, I do, like may of my cool friends, who's identities have to be kept secret so people won't call them "geeks" of what ever, but I know I am a geek and am very proud of it. Ok not the point at all, well some of you may have watched the show Survivor Man and may have enjoyed it like I have, well Ravi has agreed I hope to go along with me to try this one week end, I think its going to be the most fun I ever had.

Though we are not going to be as hard core as this guy, we still will be going with the essentials only. I hope to have fun with this, fish or do what ever it takes to eat and stuff, no snacks, no canned foods, maybe Maggie mee, hmm..... Wait, wait, No no no! Cannot, not very cool like that.
Well Ravi if you are seeing this I have marked the map of Pulau Ubin where I think we should do this, I like the little island, but hard to get back is the only problem, ok if you think its a cool idea, please feel free to give constructive ideas to help if not, shut up! Or well don't type anything!

2006-03-24T20:14:00.000-08:00

Warning

I am not saying anything too obvious, but you know this is for you! MUHAHAHAHA! Well thought you would like to see my progress since the last time, a little bit better, but what do I know? I'll let you figure it out!

Well ok it's a little small print, so ill type it out for ya'll, it says...
*Your rank 8 of 2157 with 564 kill(s), 2005 hit(s), 60.19% eff. and 18.22% acc.

I think that's good, well I'm not gonna brag, but well it's just a warning.

2006-03-19T20:27:00.000-08:00

Bored?

Are you bored, do you have a decent internet connection? Are you into law enforcement, then go to www.removed.us:8000/listen.pls and download Houston, Texas live police scanner. It will stream through your windows media player or real player.

2006-03-19T00:21:00.000-08:00

I Had To Shave, Like A Man Named Dave, Who Has A Path To Pave

As you can tell by my amazingly intelligent title, I shaved, and well, I thought this would be a good opportunity for me to blog about my ideas on shaving products. Do you realize that they keep coming up with new crap, like first it started with 3 blades, I mean when they did that people were amazed, but no, Schick retaliated with the Quatro, which ofcource is amazing for me, I also realize how pointless it is that I persist on getting these products. I mean people who know me know that I can shave with a blunt rock or maybe even a butter knife for the amount of hair I grow, I still own a Gillette Mach3 and a Schick Quatro. What's next really after this, how far will we take it, lets see....
Introducing the Gillette Katana..

All the Japanese precision crafted into one blade with one desire, closet shave you will ever have or your life back!
Or...
The Schick Saber...

What George did not do, we did, get rid of your 5 o'clock dark side, with the Schick saber, its like the Gillette Katana but with power!(batteries not included)

2006-03-14T22:42:00.000-08:00

They Follow Their Master, And Their Master Is Me.

Went to do some photography today, and well found out a few interesting things, Ducks love me, well just these Ducks, a little scary at first when they all turn and look at me and start "quacking" and slowly following me, but cool really. I think they felt the sadness I had for their brother who I saw on the road, and trust me, that Duck was not driving, if you know what I mean. Poor fella, Look both ways, what kind of parents he must have had, not even teaching him stuff like this. What is weird is I realized I have more sympathy for animals then humans, a new friend of mine Eric sent me a video of a Russian soldier getting his throat slit and then his head cut clean off, most people would turn away or maybe feel sick, but I felt nothing, maybe a little humor behind it. What, do I know the guy, I don't, yea it sucks for him, but why should I feel sick, does that make me sick? Well all I know is shit happens and if we turn away at everything that is a little "sick" then we are going to get hit at the back of the head, if you know what I mean. Well to take your mind off my sick one, here are the photos...
The Duck That Just Doesn't Give A _______(fill it in, I'm not vulgar like that)

My Duck Disciples.

Bark Like A Tree
Well I realized that tree bark is really beautiful.

OW, OW, OWOOOOOO, Full Moon.

Well that one is just for the blog, and if you wanna see more duck pictures and a few others go to my Deviantart page, www.scarletgarden.deviantart.com

Well that's all, Tag me!

2006-03-13T22:39:00.000-08:00

Spring Break, Break Off My Head!

Well I had a few things planned for this spring break, I was going to go to Galveston on my own and then to the desert and do my photography, but well as always, my life gives me the reality check I need to remind me that it sucks!! My mom thinks that I cannot go because I'm too young, well she tried to complicate it as usual by bringing up some other crap about why I cant go, but if you just break down the repeated nonsense its just a raw form if "YOU ARE TOO YOUNG". When will I grow up for her I don't know, maybe when I die off a heart problem, ok that's not a good example of my exaggeration, cause I may get that soon, well that is not the point, everyone may not say it but they all think I'm a kid. Well listen up Assholes, I'm NOT, I'm not a baby a kid or anything like that so stop with that shit ok! I am not going to write about how "I am 18 I deserve more", I think I deserved more 5 years ago! Well I am probably going to just sit home and play CS more, cause that is my useless and unexciting life! Sometimes I wonder why I put up with it, all the little things all my other friends won't think twice about what their parents may say, and just do, I guess no matter where I go there will be a form of very controlling "government". Except I could actually agree with the first one! Well I'm going to go kill people virtually!

2006-03-08T22:57:00.000-08:00

What's My Heritage

Santhiyaa found this extremely cool website, and all you do is upload your photograph and it shows you which celebrity you look like, really cool!
http://www.myheritage.com/
Also this new show on FX is really cool its called Black White, and its about families trading races, the make up is damn well done, check out this cool pictures of the transformation..

The Black Family
Before After

Before After

Before After

The White Family
Before After

Before After

Before After

WOW!! I mean damn this guys are good and the first episode no one knew they were faking it or anything, I was in aww, the idea is fantastic though, but I find that the white father is a little narrow minded, he thinks that black people see racism because they look for it. Yea, but this show is hopefully going to be one of the better reality shows, Ice Cube is the creator, wow look what xXx can do!!

2006-02-26T10:23:00.000-08:00

ph.otogra.ph

Well I joined this website ph.otogra.ph and its pretty cool. Every week there is a new theme and this weeks is Bright. If you look at the bottom of all my links you can see the link and the weeks theme. Really Cool! This gives me an objective every week instead of just guessing and wanting to do a photograph that I cant think of a theme for! Thank you ph.otogra.ph!

2006-02-21T21:42:00.000-08:00

NBA All Star Jam

Well I brought my cousins and his friends to the NBA All Star Jam on Sunday was pretty cool, I mean after the age of 10 I stop watching basketball, but well had a little fun. We traded cards and I even got one of Kobe Bryant. Ofcourse, you all know me, I played my cards right(No intended pun there) and got a better card. Yes you will get to see them, wonder how much their worth, I mean they are really hot cards. Check em out...

Am I not right, HOT!!! Well wonder how much their worth?

On a lighter note, MONKEY MAN STRIKES!!
In May 2001, reports began to circulate in the Indian capital New Delhi of a strange monkey-like creature that was appearing at night and attacking people. Eyewitness accounts were often inconsistent, but tended to describe the creature as about four feet tall, covered in thick black hair, with a metal helmet, metal claws, glowing red eyes and three buttons on its chest.
Many people reported being scratched, and two people even died when they leapt from the tops of buildings in a panic caused by what they thought was the attacker. At one point, exasperated police even issued artist's impression drawings in an attempt to catch the creature. Many people today still believe this "monkey man" continues to haunt the streets.(Wikipedia)

2006-02-17T01:58:00.000-08:00

Video
Ok i have been working on this video for a week now, hope you like it and the soundtrack.

2006-02-06T22:17:00.000-08:00

Well A Few Funny Picture

Well I am having a huge problem writing a 31/2 page essay. I am on the 3rd page and I am stumped. So I decided to blog about a few funny pics I found.

Cats will be Cats!..

All you movie buffs, What movie is this??
By The Way, its a little small, save it then zoom and watch.
All you Lord Of The Rings Fans, I am sorry but he may seem like a gentleman who was gay but...

And just for me!..

2006-02-06T09:31:00.000-08:00

These Are A Few Things I Bought Off The Net...

Most of you will see this and think I'm a nerd, loser, or geek, but a few will think I'm cool. Well just a few things I bought off the net....

And a few things I intend to get...

Well Relax I am still waiting for it too, like 3 days or something!

2006-02-02T22:19:00.000-08:00

I Have Been Trying

Ok, I have been trying to be an artist lately and start a blog comic. Those of you know me, you probably know I have the art skills of a blind 6 year old. So I just ask for you to bear with me, and chose one of the two ideas I have.
Number 1:

Number 2:

Well go throw up then choose, HEY SHUT UP I"M TRYING! Sorry....

2006-02-01T10:59:00.000-08:00

This Video Is Funny

Well I know its annoying that people put up videos and it plays everytime you come to my web site so....Click and it'll play!

http://www.fugly.com/media/MOVIES/Funny/the_emo_song.wmv

2006-01-26T22:34:00.000-08:00

At Last Something Fun!

I have found something to do that's is very fun, I mean I have Friday off so I stayed up and had a ball!(I am being sarcastic!)

2006-01-25T00:40:00.000-08:00

FUR REEL!

I was standing outside waiting for Santhiyaa to finish class when I saw these two guys. It was like straight out of a Hindi Film, The wind was blowing, they were dressed cool, sent away by their parents to study cause they were rebels back home, and they were cool here. I mean in slow motion and everything. They walk up to the smoking pavilion and start talking and you know they have been here a while or trying to fit in. They had a American accent and everything. They made a few mistakes in acting cool though, this is how the conversation went:

Indian guy1: Hey apriti pai lar neerr(random Hindi gibberish)
What I understood from this conversation by decoding the pointing and the smiles was:
Indian guy1: Hey that gurl totally asked me out!
The second Indian guy replied,
Indian guy2: FUR REEL!? (in full force hardcore INDIAN accent!!!!)
Hey I am Indian and find this funny! Its not For real? But FUR REEL!?. Well it gets better.
So this guy goes on to speaking English, I don't know why but maybe cause I was red from holding in my laughter, and he did not want to seem lame.
Indian guy1: So I saw VIKTARIA(Victoria) The other day.
Indian guy2: FUR REEL!?
Indian guy1: totally!
Thank God Santhiyaa saved me from behind and I could laugh it off! I am sorry if you think I am insensitive, but its funny when they mess up trying to be who their not!

2006-01-23T22:18:00.000-08:00

COOL PIC!

Well I'll let this small clip play/speak for itself

All I gotta say is....

2006-01-22T22:32:00.000-08:00

Madagascar Penguins in A Christmas Caper

Click on this title for the video.

2006-01-19T21:37:00.000-08:00

New Pictures!

I have been trying to take pictures of tress before spring arrives, the leavelessness looks cool.

This is just a really close up shot a withered weed!

And a tree again!

2006-01-15T17:25:00.000-08:00

Nile Not Just The Best Death-Metal Band

I saw Nile on Friday, I have to saw the build up was amazing. The opening bands were good, I really enjoyed Hypocrisy, I never listened to them before, but I think their pretty good. This ofcourse was pale in comparison to Nile. They were really tight! No mistakes at all, and also were very excited to be, I quote "celebrating metal on Friday the 13th". I guess it was cool. I am happy to say I got into the pit! I got the shit kicked out of me and I am still sore all over! My neck is still stiff! I did enjoy it though, I have to say death-metal fans are much crazier then normal metal fans, but they are real friendly though. I fell down after this guy kicked me into the ground and then he came over helped me up and went on to beating up another guy. Like Ravi always say "its all in the game" Also "danger is no stranger to a lone ranger!". Ok he does not really say that with conviction, just as a joke! I also think I may have met my soul mate there, she was beautiful, I mean really, maybe drunk but beautifully drunk! I only think she is my soul mate because she was in my dream the next day and I am having difficulties forgetting about her! So if hot nile fan girl with the web tattoo on your back, I like you and well....wanna go out?(all this only if by some miracle you read my blog, if not I'd probably never see you again!), Ok this is sad I'll never meet my soul mate again. Never mind I'll go get a new one! Sorry I have no photos they did not let me bring a professional camera in, sorry guys!

2006-01-07T05:45:00.000-08:00

I left home for home

So I am back in Houston, all is the same but its colder! The flight was really bad, I mean Singapore Airlines kicks ass, but damn the flight was long! I just slept a lot. So now I am back and well things are gonna be back to normal. I already did my somewhat ritualistic 4 hours of counter-strike. Since I got my ass handed to me be Balraj and his friends, I am going to train my ass off! Now that I have so much free time I have decided to accomplish a few thing I have wanted to do. Well I'm gonna go wake everyone up for breakfast cause I cant sleep!

2005-12-31T23:45:00.000-08:00

The Zoo, Big Pictures, Please Wait...

Ocelot-Leopardus pardalis

Ring-tailed Lemur-Lemur catta

Prairie Dog-Cynomys ludovicianus

Green Iguana-Iguana iguana

These next few pictures are Snakes, and I am exceptionally proud of the pictures on the Green Tree Python and the Eastern Dimondback Rattle Snake.

King Cobra-Ophiophagus hannah(Its just the scales)

Eastern Diamondback Rattlesnake-Crotalus adamanteus

Green Tree Python-Morelia viridis

Vine Snake-Oxybelis aeneus

Well the last two picture is the kind, I hope will make the girls go "AWWW"
Orang Utan

Mouse Deer-Tragulus javanicus

Well I hope you liked the pictures and I'm sorry I have not been blogging for a month!

2005-12-01T22:20:00.000-08:00

Inspired By Tim Burton's Melancholy Death Of Oyster Boy

Hope you guys like it! I know my drawing sucks!

2005-12-01T07:16:00.000-08:00

Terry Are You Ready???

Terry I hope you don't crap yourself in fear, but here are some screen shots for a normal day of CS for me.
Headshot

Knife

Did not even see me!

I will run you over

What?Another Head Shot?

You are gonna get blown away!

I am gonna make you feel FAT!!!!

2005-11-30T03:27:00.000-08:00

Parasites

I think I am losing love for this world, I mean what's the point right, you try your best to be a good person and the people who treat you like shit and spoil your life get the worlds love more. Why?So that one day the world ignores you and loves and carries the people who have made it harder for you to love the world, on their shoulders. Well, one days it gonna be hard to live with, but no one will ever bother to notice the shit one has to put up with. I mean I am a bit of a screw up, and the world has given me alot and also somethings I earned on my own, but I now have nothing everything I have is now dead, broken or given up to the people that treat me like shit, even the shit I earned. I realize the world is becoming so fake and full of lies, one really wonders why I be the person I am, and not someone everyone will love and be concerned about, the end of the day its going to be:
Everyone: Look, its them, oh my god are they not the greatest, they have accomplished their life goals you know!
Me: Hey....I did to....
Everyone: Who the HELL are you?
ME: Nevermind, I'm nobody.

2005-11-29T19:47:00.000-08:00

Brain In The Head Or Backside

I was doing a IQ test today and I don't know if it is a joke, but the Questions are DUMB!Well, maybe I have a low IQ for even doing the test... Well, it keeps going on, I'm on the 4th page now, and this is an example of a question

If all Zips are Zoodles, and all Zoodles are Zonkers, then all Zips are definitely Zonkers.
The above sentence is logically:

Is there a logical explanation why these IQ test creators are not getting busted for doing drugs. Well I donno, but I have better things to do, like finishing the test. Thanks for doing my test people. It is good that most of you were honest.

Congratulations, Keiran!Your IQ score is 122

This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others. Your Intellectual Type is Precision Processor. This means you're exceptionally good at discovering quick solutions to problems, especially ones that involve math or logic. You're also resourceful and able to think on your feet. And that's just some of what we know about you from your test results.

What?? I was asking if my brain was in my head or backside and these guys tell me I think on my feet?? Damn these guys are dumb!

2005-11-28T12:39:00.000-08:00

KORN

Lately I have been very addicted to Korn. I mean I always used to listen to them, but not this much. It is great gaming music. And I love the riffs, and lyrics. I would really wanna learn to play a few of their songs. Yea, but I feel weird that I have not been listening to much Dimmu Borgir, I do still listen to Nile and behemoth alot, but not other stuff. I really wish that Korn would go on tour next year, now I would really not mind catching them. A.D.I.D.A.S Is the coolest video, it is so sick it is funny.

I need Somebody Someone

Can't somebody help me?

All I need is the pain

No, just for me

By The Way: Cedric your package is here, if you read my blog.

2005-11-28T00:11:00.000-08:00

Day Of Defeat

I have been wasting my life lately now that I don't have school, but I have been playing alot of D.O.D(Day Of Defeat). I hope that it does not affect my Counter-Strike skills though. Well, what ever skills I may have had. It gets very intense though. The other day I just kept playing till well I saw the sun rising till I realized what time it was, and the windows media player completely threw me off too. So after I realized the time I went to lie down, finding myself still shaking from excitement from the game, so I had to force myself to bed. It actually did not work I played for a little bit more then when everyone left the map I went to sleep. So for all you internet gamers, I suggest this really exciting and nerve breaking game, but the only problem is you may have problems calming down, well that may just be me. Well I did completely dominate though, I had like 97 frags and 67 flag captures. Well that is 97 kills and, well, 67 flag captures for all you people who don't play much games. The really cool part of the game is how realistic it is, you have stamina and when you breathe the crosshair move form top to bottom and left to right, and unlike Counter-Strike, when you reload you lose whatever bullets you had in the magazine. The weapons are cool too, my favorites are
M1 Grand M1 Thompson

That is for the Allies and,
Mauser Karbiner 98k Mauser Karbiner 98k Sniper Rifle

And those for the Axis. Well Terry if we can find a LAN shop in Singapore that has D.O.D can we play??

2005-11-26T00:56:00.000-08:00

Lamp Posts

I read an article about a problem that has been terrorizing people in Baltimore. This is such a scary issue that has left the people in the city living in the dark. I always thought that criminals have completely exhausted their powers thinking of crimes and have been forced to do the usual bank robbery, burglary, car jacking, and tricking old people into giving them money, but there has been a new idea in the crime community, and most devastating problem, criminals have started stealing Lamp Posts. Yes , about 130 aluminum light poles have vanished from locations across the city. You probably think that this is not a clever crime, and any one could do if they tried. Well, that's where you are wrong, try carting away with 250-pound lamppost without getting noticed. These guys are professionals, they dress up as utility workers and use orange cones to avoid suspicion. They sell these lamps for scrap metal for 30 - 35 cents a pound. Well a lamp post would come up to a whooping $75, wow. BIG MONEY. So if they have stolen 130 that would be $9,750. I really wonder if that is worth all that work. I mean do these idiots realize that they could probably earn more from working at MacDonalds. They risk being arrested for $75, I know I have thought of dumb illegal activities but seriously! These guy are as smart as a sack of potatoes. Well I decided to use my detective ideas and try and help the Baltimore police, so I questioned a few people and animals who claimed to have seen these men commit these crimes, and came up with a detailed sketch of what the culprit may look like. Unfortunately the Baltimore P.D do not allow outside help, so I instead decided to urge people who see these crimes get committed to call and inform the Police. This is what the culprit may look like-

2005-11-22T19:24:00.000-08:00

Octopus

I made octopus for lunch today. Tasted pretty good too, but its too rubbery. Well I took a few pics, so...

Well if you would like the recipe go to www.recipesource.com and search Octopus

2005-11-22T19:10:00.000-08:00

Dave Chappelle

I was watching Dave Chappelle's stand up the other day, and there was one really good joke, I laughed my ass off. So no if you look I would not have a posterior and I am having problems sitting, I keep falling of the chair. Well if you enjoy sitting then don't read the joke.
Dave Chappelle: There are only four things a woman needs to do to make us men happy, suck our dicks, play with our balls make us a sandwich and try not to talk too much. Well it was funny alright. I means seriously women, its not that hard. A good loaf cut down in a 45 degree angle, roast beef, ham, chicken, bacon, Swiss cheese, baby spinach, jalapenos pickles and southwest sauce!! Is that really difficult.

2005-11-12T00:29:00.000-08:00

Just A Few Funny Jokes

Shirts Off
A woman sat on a plane heading for New York, when the pilot annouces that because of difficulties with the plane's engines, he must make an emergency landing. The woman, fearing that this may be the end of her life looks over to a man sitting next to her and rips her shirt and bra off, and throws herself on him. "Make me feel like a woman again!" she screamed. So the man rips his shirt off and hands it to her. "Here you go, you crazy bitch, iron this."

The Four Ghosts of the White House
One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed. He awakens to see George Washington standing by him Bush asks him, "George, what's the best thing I can do to help the country?"
"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," Washington advises, and then fades away

The next night, Bush is astir again, and sees the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moving through the darkened bedroom. Bush calls out, "Tom, please! What is the best thing I can do to help the country?"
"Respect the Constitution, as I did," Jefferson advises, and dims from sight...

The third night sleep still does not come for Bush. He awakens to see the ghost of FDR hovering over his bed. Bush whispers, "Franklin, What is the best thing I can do to help the country?"
"Help the less fortunate, just as I did," FDR replies and fades into the mist...

Bush isn't sleeping well the fourth night when he sees another figure moving in the shadows. It is the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. Bush pleads, "Abe, what is the best thing I can do right now to help the country?"
Lincoln replies, "Go see a play."

2005-11-10T19:10:00.000-08:00

CSI- A Bullet Runs Through It, Part one

I just finished watching The latest episode of CSI, and it was Brilliant. I would have to say the best episode so far. I unfortunately have not seen Grave Digger, so I am not sure yet. I am not going to write about the episode, not to give it away. The writers have out done them selves again. A few people have told me they find CSI's latest episodes a little routine, well this one will knock routine out of the park, the country, the planet!!! I will however leave you with one little piece of information, Nick Stokes has a MUSTACHE, and weirdly enough, it looks COOL! Here is a little preview of that, thanks to photoshop!

This is the closest I could get but, right, doesn't he look cool!

2005-11-07T20:51:00.000-08:00

Opeth

Opeth pics! Well they played amazing, note for note, beat for beat and well word for word. And Mikael Åkerfeldt was quite the comedian! Even though Martin Lopez was not plaing their replacement dude was damn good himself. Drum solo that would make a grown man slap himself!

The pics are not to good, but thats all i get wif a piece of crap disposable!

2005-11-02T23:32:00.000-08:00

PHOTO FRENZY!!!

Sorry i am making up for lost time, and well good pics lately. Accidently deleted one though!

Winter sunsets rock!

2005-11-02T23:18:00.000-08:00

When TV gets boring.

Yes, yes, I know you never thought you would live to see the day I wrote those words! Shit happens!

The face is mine, and the flowers were done by santhiyaa. Ya lah hers nicer!

2005-10-24T16:28:00.000-07:00

Tell me about yourself

I am in class and I accidentally clicked paste, and some one was writing their profile or something like that.

This is what they wrote:

sorry it's takin me a while to write u bak, I'm in class write now and I don't want her to see me or else I'm gettin kicked out. Well I sta @ home with my folks, got a car, lived in KT for about 5 years now, got a tatoo and piercings tranfering to SFA next year and uhm yeah that's about it. U got any tatoo if so what they say or what u want to get.

HAHAHAHAHAHA. Sorry but i found this funny!

2005-10-21T01:07:00.000-07:00

Opeth

I can't wait. Tomorrow Opeth!! Well don't worry all you pricks, I won't pass out. Well it's indoors too. I think I am gonna crotch a camera in. Well disposable cause mine a bit too big, and my crotch needs alot of space. Or enough lah ok! But still! Opeth baby! Ill upload pic alright. If manage to do it. Well my little amounts of readers, please click on the ads above cause when you do google donates to a very good fund. The help Keiran not be broke fund. So I can go to more concerts and spend this "fund" money on useless crap such as:
My new Dimmu Borgir Flag! Well not that much of a waste of money.

2005-10-20T15:19:00.000-07:00

Personality

Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion		46%
Stability		36%
Orderliness		60%
Accommodation		63%
Interdependence		76%
Intellectual		76%
Mystical		56%
Artistic		76%
Religious		10%
Hedonism		76%
Materialism		70%
Narcissism		16%
Adventurousness		56%
Work ethic		56%
Self absorbed		36%
Conflict seeking		43%
Need to dominate		36%

Romantic		43%
Avoidant		63%
Anti-authority		50%
Wealth		43%
Dependency		50%
Change averse		63%
Cautiousness		83%
Individuality		56%
Sexuality		70%
Peter pan complex		50%
Physical security		63%
Physical Fitness		10%
Histrionic		16%
Paranoia		50%
Vanity		30%
Hypersensitivity		30%
Female cliche		30%

Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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2005-10-13T08:32:00.000-07:00

Benzin / Rosenrot

Ok for all you Rammstein fans out there go here to see the new Rammstein video Benzin. And for all you new internet users just click on the here word!An also The new rammstein album will be here in 15 days!!!!

2005-10-12T17:01:00.000-07:00

The juice incident

The following was an incident that was discussed online. The names of the people were changed for their own safety.

Terri and I were chatting, and the topic of how he gets his sister to make him juice. I felt that it was mean of Terry to make his sister make him juice.
Characters
Sarahh(Terri's Sister)- Innocent 13 year old girl, sweet and nice.
Terri- 19 year old man, Boxer, strong, and assertive.

Terries version:
Sarahh: Terri you want juice? I'm making.
Terri: Why ofcourse sister, if you are making why not a glass.
Sarahh: Mummy Terri want me to make him juice, I might as well make for myself also then.

My version:
Terri: OIE! Sarah come here now! You are thirsty okay?!
Sarahh: Huh? I am thirsty? I am not.
Terri: You listen here, you are thirsty and you feel like drinking juice!
Sarahh: Um okay okay, I go make juice for myself. (Sarahh says in fear)

As Sarahh makes juice, Terri walks in acting completely oblivious to what his sister was doing and says:
Terri: Eh? Sarahh, you making juice??
Sarahh: Um....I am....Ya..Ya, I am.
Terri: MUMMY! Sarahh making juice, ask her to make for me also can?!
Terri's Mother: Sarahh make your brother juice!
After the torment Terri puts his through, he walks away with a cold cup of juice and leaving his sister with a bad name in the eyes of his mother.

*The following were true events. But Terri was not charged as he went offline, probably to torment his sister more*

2005-10-09T21:20:00.000-07:00

I am such a freak for the Greeks

Went to the Greek festival today. Was a small thing in this church, but had alot of good food. My favorite was the Pork and Beef sausages! And the kebob pita bread thing was good too. But now the sausage is kicking me in the ass, I will not explain, if you know me well enough, you know what I am talking about. And There was a BBQ pit at least 4 cars long! How sweet is that. But the church was beautiful. And there was live music, this guy playing Greek music and the ice cream was really nice. I did not eat much just a spoonful but the vanilla was good vanilla. And the people were really nice too. And I love Kebobs!

2005-10-09T20:56:00.000-07:00

Reservoir Dogs

Watched Reservoir Dogs today super cool movie. Another amazing Quentin Tarantino movie. Alot of action alot of blood, and just straight up cool! So many cool actors like Harvey Keitel, Tim Roth, Michael Madsen (king of cool), Steve Buscemi, and even Quentin Tarantino. And they all have this cool ass code names. Mr White, Mr blonde, Mr Pink, And Mr Brown. It's so simple that its cool. And Michael Madsen is a crazy ass dude in the movie, he like cuts of a Cops ear. And in the DVD there is this special feature that plays out a whole scene but with action figures. Its so funny. Its called Reservoir Dolls. You should watch it!

2005-10-04T12:17:00.000-07:00

Nightmare Before X'mas

I finally watched Nightmare before x'mas yerterday, and i realize that Tim Burton is amazing, he is a genius. The songs were so cool! The characters so extravagent, and i realize that the prople of Holloween town are cooler because they are all different, but X'mas town, all the same. But i love the way he put everything together. I rented it after watching Corpse Bride the other day! Which also was amazing, and i realise that Tim Burton likes Johnny Depp, Christopher Lee and a few other regulars he has on his speed dial i guess. I also watched on TV the first version of Charlie and the chocalte factory, but it was called Willy Wonker. Preety cool too and a few minor differences and still had Umpa Lumpas and thier songs! "Umpa lumpa umap di do, something... greed ...somethig ....too, Umpa lumpa umpa di de, if you are clever you'll follow me!". Cool lyrics right!. borrowed Resaviour Dogs, by Quentin Tarantino, another amazing producer.

2005-10-03T22:31:00.000-07:00

Please do not read if you have a weak stomach

People brace your selves; I always felt that people with fetishes were a bit weird. But, hey whatever. But today I have been disgusted as how far these table lamp and chandelier pretending people have gone. I was watching HBO and there was a show about outrageous sex. It was called "Real Sex", relax, nothing pornographic about it, and even if it was its SICK! It was called Sploshing. Maybe you have heard of it, but I have not. It is the Fetish, where people who get their jollies off by having food on themselves. Yes food! I also realize that cake is quite a favorite among these WEIRDOS. This girl was having a conversation about how different kinds of cake has different feelings. It seems she likes to sit on Caramel cakes, very sticky it seems! And the company that makes these photographs for these sickos, has a cook! He also likes to SPLOSH! He was making a cake and finding it hard to keep from touching himself. Look at what the culinary standards have become! And they also enjoy chocolate syrup. There was a video of this lady pouring baked beans down her arse crack. Really what the hell is up with that? People around the world die of starvation, but these freaks don’t care as longs as they have a blueberry pie on one arse cheek and a triple chocolate cake with nuts on the other!

2005-09-20T11:08:00.000-07:00

Punch, Drunk, Shit

I watched Punch, Drunk, Love the other day. Maybe it's because I'm not artsy fartsy, but I hated it! It confused me the whole night searching for the meaning, and only came to one conclusion, Frequent flier miles are good! But I also watched The Punisher. This led me to one very enlightening fact about myself! I am like alot of men out there, BIG BOOMS MAKE ME HAPPY! And to prove it I watched Who Am I today, and loved it! Its a cool Jackie Chan movie. You should check it out. And I also enjoyed Hell Boy. And now on a more serious note. I have now officially decided to major in Forensic Science, at The University of Texas at San Antonio. I am gonna have to take 4 chem, 2 bio and 2 ant classes to do it but its worth it. It seems like really hard work, and that's from just reading the course outline. But I really wonder if ill stick to this, I tend to be very fickle minded about my future. I was just reading the standard procedures of Dead Body Evidence Checklist, and woah was it weird, yet interesting.
You may realize that my writing is very scattered, its because I have not blogged in a while. I watched Corpse Bride yesterday and it was fantastic I also borrowed The melancholy Death Of Oyster Boy. Damn in Tim Burton cool. I borrowed Nightmare before X'mas from the library, so I'll see if I'll enjoy that. Been driving alot more lately and it is really fun. Went up to 70 mph. Have not done much photography lately though. But still wondering how I can peruse that and also being a criminalist.

2005-09-15T14:07:00.000-07:00

I am losing my mind!

I feel like I am losing my mind, or just getting annoyed easily. Don't you hate when people pretend to like things when they want to seem "cool", when in actual fact they really don't know JACK! Unless they really knew a guy named jack. Then its a completely different topic. It feels like they violate something u enjoy for some half ass cheap thrill. I have stepped on dirt more expensive then they are, hell I unfortunately, have stepped on turds more expensive then them. Maybe I'm being immature, but I am really getting annoyed. Sadly some of these people won't realize they are being immature too, well probably till the get knocked up, or get AIDs. Ok I am not going to be the worlds biggest asshole, congratulations on your new born when it happens. And don't be so worried, they can do a DNA test to find the child's father, and I trust the police have swabbed him.

2005-09-13T14:29:00.000-07:00

A Play With Exposure

Just a few experimental shot taken in the closet and well toilet too.
Comments welcome.

2005-09-12T01:12:00.000-07:00

For A Friend!

2005-09-11T22:31:00.000-07:00

Cheesey Cop Shows

By the way I am not speaking of Cops, but those dramas. My favorite is ofcourse CSI, but that's not cheesey. But also Law And Order. Its a cool show but the lines are just amazingly cheesey, like when you buy Nachos from the cinema and it hardens!I have a few examples:

Cop1: Come on guy, What do you think ya gonna find, trust me you are just turning over rocks!
Detective Max: Remember, When you turn over a rock you may just find a rattle snake!

This show is in New York. Turn over a damn rock and find me a rattle snake!

Example 2: Senario, The chief has been setup/framed by his own department, and his detective try and help him, which in turn angers him.

chief: Max forget it, forget I ever asked for your help!
Detective Max: Donald, the sharks are out and there is blood in the water!

what's with Max and his animals he cant see in New York????

The best for last ofcourse!

Suspect: What, What you think you got on me huh? Nothing, nothing u got nothing on my ass!(By the way, Mexican guy with cheap accent)
Detective Max: Oh don't worry, your ass is grass Hombre!

Ass is grass???? whats up with that??

2005-09-10T16:03:00.000-07:00

WEE

After the third disc of Frasier, yes I've been having a Frasier marathon. Santhiyaa said that she felt like taking a nap, so I said "Ok I think I'm going to take a wee bit before the next disc". To which she replied "can't you turn off the television first?!" To which I said "I am only going to the toilet for a wee, what's the problem?!". Sorry but I found this very funny!.

2005-09-09T09:05:00.000-07:00

Tattoos Anyone?
www.darkimages.com

Since a friend of mine got a tattoo, Terry, I remembered this artist that Cedric showed us when we were at his house. Paul Booth and Last Rites tattoo. They are amazing, check it out!

And for all you Star Wars fans out there!

Am I not right, are they not amazing, the shading the freaking time it would have taken too!
And he probably charges by the hour!Damn if I ever get a tattoo and feel like going broke at the same time Paul Booth here I come!(But I guess its worth every cent, to go to the best artist ever!)

2005-09-07T11:48:00.000-07:00

Library

I have never been in a library this long. I am currently waiting for santhiyaa to finish her class. I am listening to Mastodon. THEY ARE INSANE!(Thanks ravi for introducing me to Mastodon!).
I also luckily found the "Graphic Novel"(which is a fancy way of saying comics)section of the library, And they have a huge selection, well of stuff I want to read!. Like X-men(the ones from where I stop buying), Sandman(I may not like the person who reads it, but it maybe good!), And check this out they have a CSI comic I can't wait to read it! And, Hellboy! So many, at least I'll have entertainment till we decide whether we gonna get Cable or not so, ill get a chance to start this reading business. People say it's, it's, "FUN". I don't know, never liked it, but I'll give it a shot! Ah ha it is time For.............."Movie Review"

Watched an amazing movie the other day, it was a Chinese English movie, you know like old kung fu movie with bad mouth and voice co-ordination! But it was the coolest! "The Legend" Staring Jet lee. And its a comedy with cool, old school Chinese movie action! I need to borrow the other with him in it like "The Defender"(what I thought maybe a movie on football). And a Jackie Chan movie "Supercop"(which I thought was a Hong Kong Robocop rip off) . But still these movies sound amazing!
I would like to give a Whole Hearted thank you to Dimension Film Co. For their amazing yet slow future take over of the movie industry!

2005-09-02T18:20:00.000-07:00

Train, Train Go Away!

You may wonder what's with the title. Well as I told you people I did go for a cycle . But as I cruised down the road I passed a train track. So I was wondering what goes down the track so I cycled passed it and followed down the track on the correct side of the road. So was not very interesting so I just left turned back. While waiting for a chance to turn back, A loud low sounding whistle. A train came so I had to wait till it passed. And well you know waiting for five minutes is ok, but 10 is ridiculous!. And it was about to rain, I mean, if I got my camera wet I would hope it floods and I drown! So after the longest wait of my life with the seat of bike piercing through my Ass!!! And I also had a close encounter with a rattle snake. I was trying to a picture of flowers. And I kept hearing a, well, rattling noise. Santhiyaa said it was a sprinklers but in the middle of the field, I don't think so! So I walked away and it stopped and I stomped my feet and it started again, well lucky I did not get bitten! And if it rained, could I have sued the train company for destruction of property(my camera)?

Def Leppard Sucks!!!!

2005-09-02T13:49:00.000-07:00

Free Day

So toady is my free day, no classes, no driving classes, Nichts. So I was just bumming on the couch watching Batman Beyond. And for all of you supposed Batman fans after Bat man begins that's Batman in the future, but its not Bruce Wyane. But that's not the point. I am quite bored now. I think I'll go for a cycle in a bit do abit of photography and comeback. So for all you anxious fans of mine hang on I'll post my photos A.S.A.P. By the way I am not being cocky I am just joking I know I have no fans!

2005-09-01T21:57:00.000-07:00

Just another day.

As usual I did nothing today, well except for driving class, and my sister took me driving practice. That was fun, almost went Thirty miles per hour, in a Ten mile per hour parking lot. I know, I know I am such a rebel I can't help it I was born wild, the adrenaline pumping and the speed and the rush. It was like racing except with no one and more curbs, turns, at very minimal speeds compared to real racing, but still! I was born to be wild! Like the horse or donkey I saw out run me, followed by the speed walking old lady. Well I'm not all that wild I guess.

2005-09-01T12:34:00.000-07:00

Cool Quotes

Well it seems that Jonny actually did not come up with "Beating the meat like it owes you money". In actual fact it is from the Dave Chaplle Show. Which I feel is really funny and I enjoy it, so if anyone reading this please don't charge me for purgery. But Jonny did come up with two good ones.

For an un trust worthy person- Will sell his own mother for cigarette money
religion- We must remember in the end we are all in the same toilet just different cubicles.

I don't know about you but I rather found the religion one funny. But it has made me wonder my place in this world. I myself am not a religious person, if you asked me today, I would say I do not believe in God. Maybe I would be enlightened some day but what if I died tomorrow. This lead me to my question to Jonny. "What about people who don't believe in God?". To which he replied "These people have to use the urinals!". I am not gonna lie I personally do not like using the urinals. So it has now let me to wonder if not believing in God is good for me. But now I leave you with a thought. What about girls who don't believe in God?! Dum Tum Dum! Tag your thought all of my 2-10 readers on a good day!

2005-08-31T09:58:00.000-07:00

Pet names?

I'm talking to a friend of mine online, Althea. And the topic of intimacy came up and how my sister says I am gonna have a weird relationship in future because i cannot be intimate. Like for example I will never ever call my significant other "baby", "Angelpie",or even "Sweetie". Like she is not a baby, or a angelpie, and sweet???!. Imagine she just came back from run, Should I call her "Hey salty, how you doing today?". And its all a bit cannibalistic right. I don't know maybe I'm a weirdo.

2005-08-30T18:51:00.000-07:00

Started school on Monday. So far very easy going, not to hectic. All my teachers are nice. But books, books, books, are so expensive. I paid a lot for them. But now I at least have some thing to do everyday. Got home work, will do that a little later though. Bought a Samurai Katana. Say what you want, I bought it for US$1.10, ok. Well not including shipping. But was cheap, and it looks cool. You wanna take me, I'll dice your ass. Probably not but, we'll just believe I can shall we.

Oh yeah. Have not done this since santhiyaa's battering to death.

Jonnys Cool phrase- Beating the meat like it owes you money!(Schlagen das Fleisch, wie es Ihnen Geld schuldet!)

2005-08-29T20:52:00.000-07:00

OZZFEST

Was my birth-day on the 27th Aug. Went for Ozzfest!!! Was Freaking amazing. The bands were killer like, Soilwork, Mastodon, Killswitch Engage, Rob Zombie, The Haunted, Black Label Society, Etc. But there was more to this day then great bands and a amazing music. The setting. Temperature 49°C(120°F) No clouds what so ever. US$3.50 a 700ml(24Oz)cup of water. So now you're engulfed by the heat, dehydration and when in the pit, not much oxygen. Wardrobe Black T-shirt, Black denim 3/4 shorts, black socks and shoes. 1st to 4th band no problem enjoying myself. Now next band is coming on stage. Dehydration kicking in. Get one cup of water. I'm good to go. Another 2 bands and its Mastodon. Well lets get in the pit. 4 song short of breath with a heard of body heat. Chest hurting. Throat sore. Left the pit walking to the stand. Line was a mile long. Or I was getting delusional. Never mind walked down to the main shops
, no line or just 100 meters long. Walk seemed to streatch on and on. Feeling giddy. Time to sit down, instead I just black out felt like I was asleep. Woke up half an hour later under a bush
Dazed Remembering I wanted water. Drag my beat up excuse for a body, to the shop get water. *Ching*US$3.50.
Go back not feeling better though Nauseous. Stomach feeling weird. I i have not eaten all day. Buy a hot dog *Ching*US$4.00. Walking back killswitch is on time for the pit. Woah Feeling weird, walk away. Blank out again Wake up in medical tent with vomit on my shoes. Was told that I vomited and they dragged me there I had gotten the heat stroke. Woke up with out my shirt and stomach felt weird, felt so violated.

2005-08-26T21:48:00.000-07:00

*BEEP*

Rain

2005-08-22T09:29:00.000-07:00

Just another

Photography

2005-08-22T08:53:00.000-07:00

I went cycling yesterday. So that means, I took new pictures. But honestly the place I went this time was some real weird apartment housing was so dodgy, like not only were the front gates wide open(talk about home security), but the stair way railing were rusty and broken and ofcourse this happens over time but, the place opened in 2002. It does not rain a lot here too. My aunts party was like a blast for the oldies. But I was rather bored. But it seems there is a Singapore Malaysia Network here. No really. But they are all, well to me, Cheap freeloading people. They come right to this "pot luck" they bring stuff like rice and noddles the 15 mins to cook food, and very low budget. But at the end of the night the pull out their own tupperwares and BAM!, They steal all the chicken sambal, dhalcha, all the meat stuff . The give up their citizenship of Singapore but still kiasu!!!!!

Party

2005-08-20T21:17:00.000-07:00

Well i'm now currently at my aunts house for my other aunts party. Well she proberly does not read my blog just like the other5 billion9hundred and 99million 999thousand 995 people in this world. But still Happy Birth-Day Aunty Rani!!!!!!

Photography

2005-08-19T14:50:00.000-07:00

Look I am being all artsy. Well no, I actually thought it looked cool. If I have any readers please leave an honest comment about it. Thank you.

Pants

2005-08-19T11:24:00.000-07:00

Ok its 1:22 in the afternoon and I have no pans on. Wait don't get me wrong no one is home and I got my boxers on at least. Still I am a bit the uncomfortable. So I have such a fun day awaiting from me, ok check this out, in 5 minutes I will have to find something to eat. Then santhiyaa is gonna get back and then we'll just be stuck at home till my mom gets back and she'll probably bring us to like my aunts house. I'm not saying it's not fun, but, lets go back, back, more, more, ok here we are its a regular Friday evening in Singapore. Options:
A: Go hang out in town and rot with friends and probably run into a dozen people.
B: Go to amoy and watch the guys jam, Damn that's fun.
C: Go watch a movie till late then, well just rot till the last train cause I'm a cheap bastard to take a cab.

Well option A, B, or C is better then going to my aunts house.

Santhiyaa's fun cool thing she said: BATTER me to death then DEEP FRY me.

Photgraphy Escapade

2005-08-18T21:13:00.000-07:00

Check it out, photography escapade turned into cool day i get to see a wild bull. But it did not stop looking at me, it was freaky. I even tried creeping up in the bushes and snaping a picture, and it was staring dead in my eyes. Weird.

Driving class

2005-08-17T18:56:00.000-07:00

Just got back from driving class, well not much to say, but I did my theory and passed. With flying colours. Yeah that's right, I got a 90 on my Rules And Regulations and a 95 on my Road Signs test feel so smart. But not really cause the girl whose paper I marked got 95 for both but well, I feel I did good enough. So next Tuesday or Wednesday ill get my permit and ill be legally be allowed to drive, well, with someone who has a licenses over 21. But i guess all is sort of good for now. But its only been like 2-3 weeks so, we'll see.

I did it on my own

2005-08-17T12:05:00.000-07:00

Wow I feel so smart. I actually figured something out on my own, without santhiyaa's help. Ha who said this blog thing was tough. Well maybe its not easy but I just see what santhiyaa does. We all learn thing through repetitions. Well till my next blog discovery.